Insightful Statuses

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

Why isn't the iPhone's battery life called "Apple Juice"?

Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitoes.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

I don't own a thesaurus, is 'cock meat' a synonym for 'fried chicken'?

Whoever said "sticks and stones may break your bones but words will never hurt you" has obviously never been hit with a dictionary.