My masseuse just read 'Cinderella' to me. That's the last time I ask for a happy ending...
I hate how homeless people shake their coin cups at me. I get it. No need to gloat that they have more money than me.
I just bought Velcro shoes.... What a rip off!
Had my identity stolen last year.... my credit score has gone up 100pnts
Sometimes I like to sleep outside. No hobo
I can't sleep. I've been up for hours. I even tried reading LinkedIn.
Amigo
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember all the things I was suppose to do.