I don't know why I don't buy more piñatas. Like right now I would love to beat the crap out of something and then eat a bunch of candy.
Dave Asten
A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.
The only thing worse than the one that got away is the one that won't go away.
My kids keep bugging me about dinner even after I told them I already ate...
They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.
Dodgeball: America's twist on stoning
If there isn't a Chinese millionaire that's changed their name to Cha Ching, then I don't see the point of money.