Dave Asten
You know that look women get when they want sex ? Me neither...
A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you'll ever hear. Unless it's 3 AM, you're home alone, and you don't have a baby.
I had a date with my treadmill recently, we aren't working out.
If by "help you cook" you mean drink wine in the kitchen while you do the work, then yes, I'd love to help you cook.
Schwarzenegger is making yet another Terminator film. I'm not saying he's old, but this time Sarah Connor will be played by Angela Lansbury.
Research has shown that a poor sex life will lead to a stroke.
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date.