Tyler Johnson
Aaron Hernandez. This guy's going in as a tight end and coming out a wide receiver.
How to discipline your child: 1. Politely ask them to stop. 2. Yell. 3. Yell louder. 4. Repeat yourself 74 times. 5. Give up and drink.
Full House had the whitest tanners in California.
Diet status: smelling the maple syrup on someone else's plate.
Dave Asten
Someone once said that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated. Now I`m facing sexual harassment charges.
Dave Asten
Love makes the world go round, but alcohol makes it go round twice as fast!
Dave Asten
I'm a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off all kinds of things all at once.