What do people mean "get ready for bed"? I am ALWAYS ready for bed
Does running out of money count as exercise?
Running away *will* solve my problems. My weight problems.
Cris
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
Cris
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments
Cris
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
Amigo
Just found this new app that tells you which of your family members are racist. It's called Facebook.