There is literally no way of knowing how many chameleons are in your house.
Cyberbilly
Why would I ever pay to go to a NASCAR event when I could get drunk beside the interstate and cheer on cars for free?
I don't know why the cops arrested me for indecent exposure. The sign only said "Shirts and Shoes required."
My butt must fall asleep a lot because it is always snoring.
Who was the marketing genius that called them killer whales instead of sea-pandas?
I wish conversations were like user agreements where I could skip to the end and just agree.
There's no way to prove that all murders aren't just time travelers killing future Hitlers