I must have a great butt because every time I walk away from my coworkers I always hear 'What an ass'
Cyberbilly
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart.
I'm not saying you did it, I'm just saying I'm blaming you
I don’t write children’s books because the last page would always say: "Now shut up and go to sleep."
Cyberbilly
If you see me smiling, it means I'm up to no good. If you see me laughing, I've already done it.
Cyberbilly
If you are offended by the words "In God We Trust" on your money, then send it to me. I don't mind it at all.
I'm not saying I'm out of shape but I just stretched, got winded and need to lie down