Some are scared of self driving cars but I’m fairly certain I could throw a Slap Chop behind the wheel & it would be safer than some people.
I wonder if Charlie Brown can refer me to a good grief counselor.
This message will self destruct in.........................................................It's still here huh?
It's always good to feel appreciated. My little brother just called to thank me for "setting the bar so incredibly low for him."
I'd like to party like its 1999, then I realize that was 14 years ago and I can't stay up past 11 o'clock now. So screw you Prince.
I always get naked before I get in bed so I don't know why this lady at Sears is giving me a dirty look in the mattress section.
Cyberbilly
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either.