What's this g-mail? I just got used to e-mail. And why did they skip f-mail?
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Gaining followers on Twitter isn't success. It's just failure with more witnesses.
Ever notice that people who usually wear sweatpants hardly ever sweat?
I have a statuesque physique. Like a porcelain Buddha.
Why do women ask questions that they truly don't want to hear the answer to? My wife asked me what would I do if I found out I had one year to live? I told her I would divorce her and remarry my ex wife, because everyday with my ex seemed like it was an eternity and by the end of the year I would be begging for death.
Was the pirate's hook the cause of his eye injury? Or did the eye patch affect his depth perception, causing the hand injury?