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and on the 7th day while God was resting Satan created the Kardashian family.
If you want to see exactly how angry a person can get, tell them to "calm down" when they're already pissed off.
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Nolan Erickson
Evening news is where they begin with saying "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
I'm not saying not to trust the internet, but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I've won & the number of iPads I own.
When I get bored I go to a car dealership and ask the salesman to lay in the trunk so I can "see how many I'll be able to fit"
I just went down to McDonald's in Harlem. I don't get what all the hype is about. This shake is pretty normal
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Cris
I can't be the only one who thinks that Olive Garden would be so much more successful if it was named "The Garden of Eatin'".
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