At this point, it's impossible to "keep calm" and remember to do all the things those signs tell us to do.
How are middle schoolers sexually active? I wasn't even socially active. I'm still not socially active.. I'm not even active.
It would be pretty sweet if girls who get fake boobs also got loud horns implanted so they'd make cool sounds when you squeeze them.
Here is an Easter time saving tip - don't waste time coloring the eggs. It will make them easier to hide in the snow...
You know you drank too much when you went to bed with Marilyn Monroe but woke up with Marilyn Manson.
Everyone suffering from diseases and natural disasters: hang in there, we're liking Facebook posts as fast as we can.
My wife is going to the hair salon today. For the next few hours I'll be practicing my reaction.