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Alanis Morissette sings about having 10,000 spoons when all she needs is a knife. Nobody asks why she has 10,000 spoons?
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If you're ever held at gun point, just remember, I'm behind you 100%.
You don't know something? Google it. You don't know someone? Facebook it. You don't find Something? MOM!
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That guy is so stupid he can't can't count his balls twice and come up with the same number.
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Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
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OK, so when is this "Old enough to know better" thing supposed to kick in?
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