I always thought it made more sense to pour Gatorade on the losing coach.
They should give the girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor a cat.
Elementary school: "Okay so here's the basics of history." High school: "That's not right. Every thing is waaay more complicated." College: "EVERY THING YOU KNOW IS WRONG!!" History channel: "Aliens"
A lot of things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
I'm going to buy a new dictionary. After watching Final Destination 5, I clearly don't understand the meaning of Final.
The easiest way for me to lose inches is to switch to the metric system.
My gambling addiction sponsor says he's going to stay with me through the whole program. I have the over/under at 9 weeks.