I can find inspiration in almost anything. Granted, it may be the inspiration to punch someone but it's still pretty powerful.
I dont use Foursquare because I think just Facebook is enough for all my stalkers.
When do I know I'm a full adult? Is it when I buy a house, or when I stop substituting popcorn for a meal?
I don't care what it's about, Parent Trap is a horror movie because there's two Lindsay Lohans.
Married people with children do not have "sex", they have "quick, they're asleep!".
They say there are no stupid questions, but in every meeting there is one person who tries to prove this incorrect.
Having one child makes you a parent. Having two makes you a referee.