I slammed the car door on my fingers this afternoon. In related news, there's an 83% chance that my nephew just added "Mother*ucker" to his vocabulary.
Cyberbilly
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
Cyberbilly
No one ever reads the rules of Monopoly unless an argument breaks out.
Cyberbilly
Do you ever get that feeling that you are being watched? Because if it is bothering you, I can stop.
Cyberbilly
Whenever somebody said they did something "Like a Boss" I assume that they did nothing but took all the credit for it.
Shout-out to nature for not giving wings to snakes.
Group Therapy: listening to ALL your voices.