Nolan Erickson
I wonder what happens when a doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.
Purr = happy cat noise Gato = Spanish for cat Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats
I just turned my keyboard upside down and shook it over my desk and now I don't have to go grocery shopping for at least two weeks.
Maybe the T-Rex is mad all the time because his parents never hugged him.
Really, a Justin Bieber piñata is for everyone. Either you like him, or would like to hit him.
I've got Mila Kunis' autograph! It's on a restraining order, but still....
The gay marriage debate is a NIMBY (Not in my Backyard) issue ... both figuratively and literally.