Everyone is beautiful in their own way. Your way just happens to be in the dark...
"Go left at the chopsticks in the road" - Chinese directions
Some days, the best thing about my job is that the chair spins.
Cyberbilly
I failed my driver's test. For the question "What do you do at a Red Light?" I said "Text and check Facebook."
I have, a really beautiful body, under my floor boards...
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" will suffice. None of this "how did you get in my house" business.
Cyberbilly
Self-Checkout lanes were invented by a guy who was sent out to buy tampons.