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The best way to "baby proof" your house is to wear a condom.
We have smart phones and smart cars. Can we start working on making more smart people now?
People with "KEEP OUT" signs in their yard grossly overestimate our desire to come visit them.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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You only have one childhood, it may as well last your entire life
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* packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip * unpacks 3 months after coming home
My job in hell will be to provide 24/7 tech support to my elderly parents over the phone.
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