Cyberbilly
I don't like to make plans too far in advance because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
If you’ve never pretended a Cheeto is a tiny caveman club, we can’t be friends.
We really need to stop with the cute names for devastating storms. Winter Storm Voldemort would be taken much more seriously.
Sarcasm is a body’s natural defense against stupid.
Cyberbilly
I just found out I passed my drug test. My dealer has some explaining to do.
I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.
Cyberbilly
My grandfather fought in World War I and survived mustard gas and pepper spray. You might say he was a seasoned veteran.