What if Aliens have been trying to contact us through the internet, but "Are you human?" filters keep them out?
Cyberbilly
I used to be a kleptomaniac but now I take something for it.
If I could pick 3 words that describe me, they would be "I suck at math"
I hate it when people throw cigarette butts in urinals. It makes them soggy, and hard to light.
Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
You know you're all grown up when you actually pick up the ice cube instead of kick it under the fridge.
I bet rosa parks killed it at musical chairs