On chilly nights the Amish use acoustic blankets.
Michael Mendoza
Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
Sometimes my attention span is shorter than a gold fish crackers are delicious.
It's 10 degrees here today. I just keyed someone's car with my nipples.
What is parking like at the Special Olympics?
Cyberbilly
I'm not good in relationships. My last relationship ended when I didn't open the car door for her. Instead I just swam up to the surface.
I won the Twister contest hands-down.