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#3170
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Cyberbilly
I hear someone screaming. That's the last time I buy duct tape at the Dollar Store.
The most awkward place to run into a homeless person is on your way to a Coinstar machine.
I wish my phone had a Please Disturb setting.
Kudos Lance Armstrong, for finally having the balls to come clean!
#3174
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Health nuts are going to feel really stupid someday when they are lying in hospitals dying from nothing.
We have GPS that can navigate you across the country. Why can't someone invent a device that can remind you why you went into a room?
I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet.
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