Cyberbilly
I won't say I did some terrible things last night, but Lindsay Lohan woke up on my couch and won't make eye contact with me.
Well, I guess the movie 2012 can go in the comedy section now...
This guy bragged about getting 10 times the amount of girls I get, I laughed because 10•0 is 0.
Cyberbilly
If you're an atheist, who do you thank that it is Friday?
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Cyberbilly
I don't know what I'd do without coffee, but it would probably be 25 to Life in the state penitentiary.
musa ayvazov
When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirins and keep away from children, just like the bottle says.