Not rewinding VHS films after watching the naked scenes was the original not clearing your browser history.
I look so peaceful when my kids are sleeping.
They say you've got to spend money to make money. Feel like there's some middle step I've been missing?
That's it. I'm suing Santa Claus for defamation of character. Can't call me a ho 3 times and get away with it
Zombies hate fast food.
Just used Craigslist for my Christmas shopping. Good news; Everyone's getting used couches!
Why do you play hard to get if you're already hard to want..