I just watched my neighbor's dog chase its tail for 10 minutes and I thought to myself, "Wow dogs are easily entertained" Then I realized, I just watched my neighbor's dog chase its tail for 10 minutes...
We have so much in common! You want to travel and I want you to go.
I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait...
Kyle Kestler
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
Cyberbilly
Why is it that when there are a million interesting places on Google Earth, the first thing people do is look for their house?
Kyle Kestler
Hurting you is the last thing I want to do, but it's still on the list.
Hyperbole is my favorite literary device, I use it like 600 times a day!