They say after a plane crash they can identify you by your dental records. What I'm wondering is how they know who your dentist is.
Monday is one of my favourite days of the week. My 7th favourite.
On 12/21/12 people will be making rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow...
If a zombie apocalypse were to happen in Vegas... would it stay in Vegas?
A hundred years from now, people will wonder why so many photos of their ancestors involve the subject standing in the bathroom holding a thin rectangular device at shoulder level.
The Hangover Part 3? Seriously, how many hangovers do these guys need to have before they realize that they need to stop inviting Alan to parties??
Happy Passive Aggressive Relationship Day. It's ok if you didn't get me anything, you probably forgot anyway. No, no it's really fine I wasn't expecting a gift.