I used to think air was free. Then I bought a bag of potato chips...
I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.
Cyberbilly
The final Twilight movie and Lincoln both opened the same weekend. One is about a shameful, dark chapter in our history we hope never will be repeated. The other is about a president.
Whoever said, "You can't teach an old dog new tricks," hasn't met my dog. I told him to play dead and after five straight days he's still going strong.
Have you heard about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? laid awake all night wondering if there really is a dog!
Dave Long
Don't mind her, She's been in a bad mood ever since that house fell on her sister.
If UGGs made bras, would they be called jugs?