Lincoln is doing well in theaters. Historically this has not been true.
Is the new American motto, "If at first you don't 'secede', try, try again"?
Cyberbilly
Of all the lies I've told in my life, "Just kidding" is my favorite.
I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together, so when people say "are those hermit crabs?" I can say "not any more, they're mingling crabs"
Cyberbilly
Did you "ask" me or "axe" me? Because seriously, one is murder.
Groupon emails serve as a nice daily reminder of all the fun stuff I can't afford to do even at a 60% discount.
I saw a poor old lady fall down on the sidewalk this morning. At least I think she was poor. She only had $1.20 in her purse.