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Dirty laundry belongs in the hamper...not on Facebook.
It all makes sense now. Pot and gay marriage legalized in the same day. (Leviticus 20:13 "If a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.") Well. I guess we've just been misinterpreting it all these years...
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There are two types of people I can't stand. Nosy people, and people who won't tell me what's going on.
If you set fire to LMFAO they'll become ROTFLMAO.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you... I would start thinking about you.
Well, I just finished the internet. What a great read... I hope they make another one.
If you are thinking of having an affair, just remember the head of the CIA couldn't even get away with it.
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