So, if Mitt Romney finds a woman in one of his 'binders full of women' that he likes, does he have to put three rings on it?
A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.' The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.
User343
Roses are red, violets are blue. I lowered my standards, just for you.
I wish I was in a gang, I never know what to do with my hands when taking pictures.
For some reason there are front cameras on iPod's and phones but girls act like it makes more sense to use the back camera and take a picture in a mirror.
Cyberbilly
Sometimes I like to go to the hardware store and run around with a screwdriver shouting, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a drill!"
Dear automatic flushing toilet. I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't quite finished