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#2971
Cyberbilly
I like when people call me "Sir". I just wish they wouldn't follow it up with "you're making a scene."
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#2972
Cyberbilly
They're not "Used Cars" anymore, they're "Pre-owned" I suggest "Divorce" be changed to "Pre-Loved."
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#2973
Just bought my first pack of toilet paper. Well that's $10 down the toilet...
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#2974
While everyone's been watching the debate, I switched all my neighbors' political yard signs.
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#2975
Just once, I wish WebMD would tell me "relax...it's only gas".
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#2976
Lili
Kanye West would be proud of the amount of times the two candidates interrupted each other.
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#2977
God put me on this earth to accomplish many goals and tasks. Right now I am so far behind, I am never going to die.
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