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#2943
Cyberbilly
Cancel my subscription. I've had enough of your issues.
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#2944
Cyberbilly
I feel bad for kids who see a new toy they want but can't have because their parents must be 18 or over to call.
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#2945
Cyberbilly
If you buy a toy in China, does it say "Made Here"?
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#2946
Cyberbilly
Hitting the gym to relieve stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the person who caused it in the first place.
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#2947
Cyberbilly
I'm going to deliberately run into a car with a "Coexist" bumper sticker just to test their tolerance.
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#2948
We tell our kids not to take candy from strangers but on October 31st we dress them up and take them to strangers houses and make them beg fer candy
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#2949
Cyberbilly
If a dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, why should I trust a toothbrush that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend?
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