Why are 2 of the 3 judges on "America's Got Talent" British? Has America got no judging talent?
As a non-smoker, "Thank You for Not Smoking" signs make me want to be thanked for other stuff I'm not doing.
I want to be treated like a queen. Just not Marie Antoinette.
If you love something, let it go...out with the guys once in a while.
Here's a note I left myself last night, for today: "Look at your to-do lists from Thu - Sun. Now actually do that stuff."
What if Hello Kitty is actually Hero Kitty in Japan and we're just being presumptuous with our pronunciation?
This is the first lie I have ever told.