I wish I had Dora's mom and dad, they let that girl go everywhere.
I can't afford anti-depressants so I'm just drinking No More Tears shampoo.
People go to the bar hoping for 2 things...to get hammered or to get nailed.
It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going steal your neighbor's newspaper that's be the time to do it.
If you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask. But please, never need anything.
My life is just a bunch of "it seemed like a good idea at the time"s strung together.
World peace? We can't even navigate a four way stop without wanting to murder each other in extremely painful ways