Cyberbilly
If it were the other way around, I doubt that one cat would take in 80 little old ladies.
Cyberbilly
Somehow, hitting the "end call" button on the cell phone just doesn't feel nearly as good as the old days when you could slam the phone down on somebody.
Cyberbilly
If you're ever attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
If a special needs child walks into class late, is it still appropriate to call them "tardy"?
The length of an essay should be like a woman's mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep it interesting.
Austin Mulka
Those 'said no one ever' jokes are hilarious! Said no one ever.
Facebook is a lot like jail. You sit around and write on walls and get poked by random people.