The problem with sound advice is it's usually 99% sound and 1% advice.
The problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book.
I always forget that people's avatars are pretty much the HOTTEST they've ever looked.
What I hate about pasta is how they change the shape and act like it's a different food. I'm out to expose the fraud.
What the heck needed cutting so urgently that people were running with scissors in the first place?
Tomorrow I'm calling a guy who interviewed me 5 years ago asking where I saw myself in 5 years to let him know that I was wrong.
I was told to wear loose fitting clothes to my exercise class. If I had loose fitting clothes, I wouldn't need the exercise class.