Cyberbilly
I wish my lawn was emo. Then maybe it would cut itself.
Cyberbilly
Shopping for antiques won't make you gay, but it will make you buy curios.
Cyberbilly
I try to conduct myself as a perfect gentleman whenever I meet a lady. Chicks dig that.
Cyberbilly
Try saying: "Whale Oil Beef Hooked" without sounding like a drunken Irish man swearing.
Cyberbilly
I got an email from Facebook saying I complain too much. They want to change my status question from "What's on your mind?" to "Now what?"
Cyberbilly
Does anyone really believe this thing with the Mayan calendar? If you do it's OK but if you don't, it's not the end of the world.
I saw a chameleon today. I guess it was a pretty crappy chameleon.