"Trust your gut" is terrible advice. How can I put trust in something that tells me to eat an entire pizza when I get drunk?
I enjoy watching wrestling a lot more if I think of it as competitive hugging.
Just ate a whole can of Pringles. I'm very disappointed. There were only three in the can and they were tennis ball flavored.
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Cyberbilly
Dear NASA: Your Mom thought I was big enough. -Pluto
Cyberbilly
I don't regret burning bridges. I just wish some people I don't like were on them at the time.
Cyberbilly
For all the women who say "All men are the same.": Who told you to try them all?