Turns out company doesn't love misery.
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Cyberbilly
I just bought a house, car and a boat with no payments until 2013. Those f'ing Mayans better be right…
When you like a sad status does that mean that you support the person or that you like their sadness?
Cyberbilly
Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri "What to women want?" She has been talking nonstop for the last two days and it doesn't look like she is going to shut up any time soon.
Silence is golden. Unless you have a toddler, then it's very very suspicious...
The invention of the shovel must have been ground-breaking.