˙ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ pǝsn ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ s,ʇɐɥʇ ןןǝʍ
My buddy told me he was having sex with twins... I asked how do you tell them apart? He said, "Her brother has a mustache"
Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller?
Cyberbilly
Nasty bumper sticker: My kid knocked up your honor student.
Cyberbilly
I don't understand interventions. What's the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of the reasons I drink in the first place?
Cyberbilly
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
I'm single by choice. Not MY choice, but it's still a choice.