What did I do on the toilet before smart phones were invented?
Michael Mendoza
I saw some ducks at the pond practicing their teenage girl faces yesterday.
Michael Mendoza
I find it amusing that Kanye West sang about gold diggers, and now he's with one.
There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
Cyberbilly
I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.
I hate it when I don't like a picture on Facebook and wake up in hell the next day.