It takes 43 muscles to frown, and yet it's still not an Olympic event. Ridiculous.
Breaking: Tuesdays suck just as much as Mondays.
I've lost my mind, and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.
Cyberbilly
All men marry a Nymphomaniac. Problem is after a few months the Nympho leaves and the maniac stays.
Cyberbilly
The show "Toddlers and Tiaras" was named that way because "Strippers in Training" and "Mothers with Self-esteem Issues" just wasn't as catchy.
Cyberbilly
Counting to ten when someone pisses you off works much better if you're counting punches.
9 out of 10 men like girls with big boobs rather than small boobs... the 10th guy likes the other 9 guys!