They say "the truth will set you free", but the DA didn't see it that way...
Back before Walmart, you used to have to buy a ticket to the fair to see a bearded woman.
Curiosity saw its shadow. Six more weeks of martian winter.
First olympic sailing result just in. GB has taken gold, Australia has taken silver, and Somalia has taken the boat...
For a Kid, the “Walk of Shame” is when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says “No”.
"Baby on board" Oh really? Thanks for letting me know, I was about to ram into your car, but now I won't.
Forgetful? Can't remember where you put things? There's an app for that, somewhere...