When I was born, I was so surprised, that I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Wait. I just checked my schedule. Actually, I do have time for your bulls*!t.
That fake laugh you make when you dont understand what someone just told you.
You know it was a very crazy night when you wake up in your own bed but it's in a stranger's house.
Cyberbilly
"The problem with a politician’s quote on Facebook is you don’t know whether or not they really said it." –Abraham Lincoln
Cyberbilly
It has been brought to my attention that the stick figure decals on the back windows of vehicles are NOT pedestrian "kill" scores, but, actually are meant to represent members of your family. I'll be removing mine ASAP to avoid any further confusion.
Some people are like slinkys, they're not all that nice, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.