Who's this "moderation" people keep telling me to drink with?
Just because something is meant for kids doesn't mean it won't be amusing for adults. Boobs are a great example.
Cyberbilly
I'm glad McDonald's doesn't sell hotdogs. I'd feel really awkward ordering a McWeiner, and don't even get me started on Super Size.
Facebook is like prison. You write on walls all day and get poked by people you don't know.
Playing the Canadian version of Angry Birds. It's called: Sorry-for-the Misunderstanding Birds.
When you really want to slap someone, do it and yell "Mosquito!"
You know what they say about big feet: clown.