The only thing standing between me and greatness is millions of people who are more talented and want it more.
If you have a Myspace account, I have a VCR and a typewriter you might be interested in buying.
Alcohol won’t solve your problems, but neither will milk or orange juice.
The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence.
Liking your own status is like high-fivng yourself
I think I'm the only person that understands that "hacking" doesn't mean getting on someone's facebook that they're already signed in to
If you have time to update your facebook status every ten minutes, I'm assuming your life really isn't as interesting as you make it out to be