I always thought GTFO meant Great, Terrific, Fantastic, & Outstanding... so, I guess all those people weren't paying me compliments after all!
I just want this year to end already, so i can go into all the stores and move "2012" to the comedy section.
Bring back hanging, I say! These tumble driers are useless.
If guns don't kill people, people kill people. Does that mean toasters dont toast toast toast toasts toast?
Michael Mendoza
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
If there was an award for laziness, I'd probably have somebody pick it up for me.
Walmart: "Lets buy 30 cash registers and only keep 2 open!"