Cyberbilly
Remember: Butt Dial and Booty Call are two entirely different things.
If "you break it, you buy it" and an underage shopper breaks a bottle of wine, are they allowed to pay for it?
The only hunger games i care about involve plastic hippos.
I've noticed more and more little kids with cell phones and social networks. What does a kindergartner have to tweet about? "I'm getting better at drawing in the lines!" #cantwaitforstorytime
"FacebooK" is the second most popular word that starts with "F" and ends with "K".
Michael Mendoza
I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits the mirror.
Michael Mendoza
Why is it that in girl tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws & burning crap down?