I'm not waiting for my knight in shining armor to arrive on a white charger. I'd take a squire wearing a saucepan helmet astride a donkey.
What is about public restrooms that make people go, "Yeah, I'm just not going to flush that."
Plenty of fishes in the sea, I just suck at fishing.
Any machine is a smoke machine if you just use it wrong enough.
My sock puppet keeps me company in waiting rooms. It also keeps strangers from sitting next to me so win/win really.
Has anyone else noticed how public restroom graffiti has cut back since twitter landed on cell phones?
Some people are like fine wines. You pretend to enjoy them so you don't look bad.